Thoughts at 12:45am

  • I hate everything.
  • I hate gluten.
  • WHY DID I EAT THAT SAMPLE?
  • WHY DID THAT SAMPLE HAVE BARLEY IN IT?
  • WHY DIDN’T I ASK WHAT WAS IN THE SAMPLE?
  • I deserve a Darwin Award.
  • Win arguments in head.
  • Argue facing a mirror if feeling particularly feisty.
  • Give self pat on back for winning all arguments.
  • Brain tired.
  • Nice hair.
  • Nice make up.
  • Brain still tired.
  • Wash face.
  • Brush teeth.
  • Drink tea.
  • Assure self this writing prompt was a very bad idea.
  • Write anyway.
  • Go to sleeeeeep.