- I hate everything.
- I hate gluten.
- WHY DID I EAT THAT SAMPLE?
- WHY DID THAT SAMPLE HAVE BARLEY IN IT?
- WHY DIDN’T I ASK WHAT WAS IN THE SAMPLE?
- I deserve a Darwin Award.
- Win arguments in head.
- Argue facing a mirror if feeling particularly feisty.
- Give self pat on back for winning all arguments.
- Brain tired.
- Nice hair.
- Nice make up.
- Brain still tired.
- Wash face.
- Brush teeth.
- Drink tea.
- Assure self this writing prompt was a very bad idea.
- Write anyway.
- Go to sleeeeeep.
